Go fuck yourself. 

Sure you do. Quit telling people what they can and can't think. You're being an asshole.

Electrocution is far from painless. Every muscle in his body tensed to breaking he bled from every orifice. The last thing he felt was unimaginable pain for several minutes before losing consciousness. Don't worry. He suffered far worse than life imprisonment.

To quote you, I believe: Vaporware Horseshit

There are a lot of super racist minorities. The Root is a prime example. How many white writers are on staff there? You can't champion equality and maintain an openly racist publication like The Root and be seen as anything other than cynical. Look in the mirror if you want to see where the real problem lives. Trump…

Just what I expect from the heirs to Gawker. You're a sack of shit. Learn to code.

Fuck mom and pop stores. They’re usually republicans. 

Suck all the liberal tranny dick you like, bud. You have a white collar job so you're still their enemy. They'll kill you when they have the chance. And you'll let them because you're too much of a libtard pussy to own a gun. See you in hell. Fucking dick pirate.

Go to hell

Walmart employees are the worst. This guy can get bent. I hope he never works again. If you work for Walmart, good fuck yourself.

What the hell is your problem with NDT? It's getting creepy, Jack. Calm the fuck down and pull the dildo out of your ass. Faggot.

Payback time

Every single accusation instantly means guilt. I’m glad he killed himself. I hope his mother cries herself to sleep every night until she finally kills herself too. Then hopefully his father with kill himself. Then his siblings and grandparents and aunts and uncles all the way down the line until everyone remotely…

Wow. I wonder what the Volvo looks like from the front. Way to fuck up your story.

“tough tits"? That's pretty sexist.

You should have stabbed him in the neck because you disagreed with his personal politics. Hell the whole bar should have beat the shit out of him at the very least. How dare he express such unpopular political views?!?!

This is exactly why I am not an organ donor. No fucking way.

PBR is awful piss water and I have no idea how you neckbeard fucks drink it.

Fuck you Matt Novak. You’re a piece of shit.

Dude, you're an accused rapist. Nothing you say matters.