Says the worthless thief.

At least I’m not a dirty thief.

How is a morbidly obese person allowed to be a nurse? What a disgrace.

Shoplifters are assholes. You are an asshole.

I love you

It looks like some deep sea creature that came up with the nets.

He sexually violated a minor. That is unforgivable by god and man alike. He is currently in hell burning. Good.

You sound like a pedo. I hope you know that.

That sucks to hear but fuck it. Paul Walker was a pedo and now he’s burning in hell. Wish I knew when he was alive. At least we know now. Hey, Paul! Hot enough for ya??

Get yer dang old watermark off the aero! I wanna see! I wanna see! You’re killing me here!

This isn’t a democracy. That rat bastard lost by 3 million votes. The oligarchs rigged the system against the people. Now it’s time we took it back.

Union workers are the worst! Ever try getting help at a Kroger’s? Yuck! I’m glad companies are so effective at fighting off unions. I personally try not to do business with companies that have unionized worker bees.

Just realized I commented on a seven month old story. Nice.

Last summer I bought a new 2017 Escape S because my girlfriend liked it. I wanted a Crosstrek but she inevitably won out because I’m a man and I’m stupid. Now she’s gone but the Escape remains. My advice: just buy the damn Subaru even if your lady hates it.

I want to drive a Previa across the country with a duffel bag full of cash in the passenger seat. Why? Because gangster.

Who buys a Harley ADV bike when those exist? Sorry Harley, time to go away forever. Someone will miss you, but not me!

Thank you so much for that! I feel that way every time I hear one of those monstrosities. I’ll be so happy when Harley Davidson goes kaput!

I think it would be okay if Harley went bankrupt and disappeared. It wouldn’t be forever, some company would buy up the naming rights in a few years and then the brand would have a real chance at being something people wth money actually want. Right now Harley’s only appeal to people who can’t afford them.

Nobody should die right before retirement. Damn. The guy worked hard his whole life and then dies right before he gets to enjoy his accomplishments. Damn. It just fucking sucks.

Wow. We all liked to make Marchionne jokes but it was always out of respect. The man was a visionary and it’s so damn sad for him to die like this. He deserved a longer life. Man, this year just sucks. We miss you Mr. Marchionne.