Anywhere in the lower peninsula. You Kansas has nothing on central-southern Michigan. M50 from the Ohio line to Adrian is the straightest, flattest, most mind numbing road I have ever driven. Still gives me nightmares!

This is America Made Great Again. Thanks Trump.

I am so sick of seeing this damn article everywhere. Give it the fuck up. It’s been like two weeks.

Religious freedom my ass. The people who work at that funeral home deserve to burn in hell.

I was ready to give the new Wheeler Dealers a shot. Thanks for saving me some time Mike!

How sad, I hope the officers involved go to prison

This is the greatest website hands down, no contest. Any editor with the balls to sign off this deserves to be thrown a goddamn parade.

Buy this man a beer!

Wow. Fuck pepsi. This is why the republicans will win in the end. It’s because we’re all a bunch of pussies for the grabbing. You know what? Fuck us too.

I’m down for a FWD Porsche hot hatch

Tyler Rogoway was an idiot. I am glad he got fired. Sorry your personal politics don’t mesh well here. Maybe you should just stick with prison planet and above top secret.

If our checks and balances actually worked then Trump wouldn’t have made it through the electoral college. We are so fucked.

You think we’re safe at this early point? It’s not even April of 2017 yet.

Trump was put in power by Russia to make sure exactly this didn’t happen. Donald had better fix this shit quick or Putin is gonna fire his ass. Punk ass bitch won’t last five minutes without his Russian backers.

I love those guys

Kidney for sale by owner. $320,000 firm. Serious inquiries only.

I do what I can.

Sorry you bought a shitty car, dude. Don’t take it out on me. Next time do some more research and maybe you’ll do better. Thanks for playing!

NASCAR is such garbage.

Just. Fucking. Gold.