Jesus Christ, that’s heartbreaking. How anybody could be cruel to someone who’s been through that is beyond me.

Seriously, man. We’re a plague upon the Earth. Nobody intended this. It’s time to either fade out or burn away. Either way... we gotta go....

Humanity ended that day. Nobody alive today has any reason to live. I hope the Russians nuke us soon and end the whole, sad charade. Mankind deserves only extinction.

Either I’m clairvoyant, or you’ve reposed this article a couple of times. Good story, but I’ve read it already.

Go fuck yourself, buddy. You’ll be working somewhere else in two weeks anyhow.

Thanks, I really needed to read that this morning!

Ohhh, so that’s the famous “two finger salute” British people talk about! Maybe somebody should tell them the “peace sign” is made palm out...

I agree. You should also lose your job if for doing that. The mistake was Clarkson’s.

I would fire her so damn quickly! That boss needs to get more creative. The Star Trek uniform looks like pajamas for Christ’s sake! I promise I can fire you for showing up to work in pajamas. Good luck with you job, lady. We’ll be seeing you at the welfare office where people like you belong. What a disgusting piece…

I bet she doesn’t last the summer.

Shelby Co. FTW!!!

I’m just glad that he didn’t hurt anybody else. No, I don’t feel sorry for him or his family. Autopilot has no business being “beta tested” on public roads. Using autopilot in an unfinished state is reckless. Shame on Tesla and shame on Mr. Brown.

If any of this crap was true it would have come out in court and not through an anonymous source thirteen years later. Pathetic. This is how you disgusting pigs went bankrupt. Can’t wait until Jezebel is shit canned by the new owners

Can’t stop the Jalop!

Yup, not using any public bathrooms today!

I’m still holding out hope for a Lincoln Mustang

Settle down, Beavis

That 'human element'needs to be fired.

Why does this surprise anybody? All those plugs looked fake as hell. Nobody writes like that.

I wee’d a little when I saw that! I need one yesterday. Anybody wanna buy a kidney??