fatherlykillbot
Fatherly Killbot
fatherlykillbot

Woof.

I love Nathan and I like this little Easter egg. But I want Simon Williams to show up in the MCU for another reason:

+1 for turning Poe Dameron into Atton Rand

They finally came across some drafts they can handle.

Can we fix Attack of the Clones in Post-Post?

I think I understand. Since I got my Tacoma, I feel much cooler than I actually am. I bump into curbs with impunity. I drive slower sometimes because what’s the hurry. And then I drive too fast sometimes because I want to hit a bump going faster just because I can.

This is an issue invented solely for the sake of having an issue. I hope you feel bad for writing this article when you look back on it in the future. You make feminists like me look bad.

If they are going to reboot PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY skip the origin stories.

So, wait. Let me get this straight. The Ancient One being a white woman is considering “whitewashing” but Ras al-Gul (who was the son of Sensei, a martial arts master from Hong Kong) being played by an Irishman is all hunky dory? And Baron Mordo, who was white in the comics, is not only black but one of the most

All I want is a scene of Tony Stark, Rocket Raccoon, Thor and Jessica Jones at Luke’s Bar, knocking back a few very alcoholic drinks. Do that, Marvel and you will cinema for the rest of time.

Warn about the pooping, Kevin...THE POOPING

I prefer the name Darth Darth Binks. Darth Jar jar has too much audio repetition.

“the first story arc was tailored to 12 issues just in case the whole thing tanked.”

Agreed. I treat time like a bank now. Once I account for my 88 hours of *extra* time per year in traffic, work, parenting to the point that kids are asleep, then that miniscule slice of pie left in the bank is for me to budget out to somehow participate in the things that made me ME, made my wife like me, and led to

Uhh... Please be Cloverfield 2?

My favorite theory of Rey is that she is neither a Skywalker nor a Solo, but a relation to another main character from both previous trilogies. And given who JJ brought in to do a voice cameo during the flashback scene when Rey touched the lightsabre....

I like that this is a truck without pretense, as opposed to the hyper-testosteronal bro-mobile that every other pickup has seemingly become.

Or he could at least have told a dad joke before he died:

Among all my friends, if someone ever exasperatedly asks “What do we do now?” all we have to do is mime the little monocle flip, and everyone knows exactly what’s being referenced.

For SW TFA