quick! drain it!

idk, popeye’s sounds a little too spicy for his palate. also, a little to “urban”

they’d rather burn their donatable, unused shoes rather than having “economically-challenged” individuals use them

what??? you don’t see the logic here? must not be a patriot. pass my lighter...

it’s somewhat surreal seeing Ben Stiller celebrate in the audience.  just so out of place if you aren’t ready for it.

I like Jordan, but i’m always slightly surprised/disappointed by the dichotomy of his buff bod and his kinda squeaky voice

Jersey Mike’s > (barely) Publix >>>>>> Subway > Jimmy John’s

the correct take

misinformation and lying.  the Republican way.

“i work with computer”

another example of the NFL trying to further hijack patriotism so that moron fans continue to equate the two and blindly support it

lol i noticed him slip that in there too

they call it “chorizo”

men and women should both play best of 5 in the majors.  keep and expand the 5th set tie break if you want. 

“a God fearing person of faith”

They are trying to escape the humid conditions. In fact, recently Fed has noticed they hang uniquely-low.

Nadal likes the US Open because it is the major that is by far the friendliest to his open-carrying of those two guns

absolutely NO t-shirts or socks are to worn in the pool

Federer should be the barometer for dangerous conditions.  If he is sweating at all, suspend the matches due to excessive heat.

they are so conflicted by this development too after their leader tweeted “I like Mike!” while trying to insult an philanthropist