715 horsepower jackhammer under the hood ...13.2-inch pizzas in the back squeezed by four-piston calipers.

I’m worried that you won’t get enough stars for that comment, so here;

God... even a little bitty 2.0 V8 sounds good. Can’t we just reduce the size of each cylinder instead of the total count?

Arguing over what autonomous tech is the best to use is like arguing over what STD is the best to get.

Worst click bait ever!!!

Pictured, Jason and the other short car lovers crying because they can’t see the tattle-tale lights from the driver’s seat.

Question: would you improve the power of the Miata engine to the point of competing with the Abarth, and do you think it’d be worth it?

Nope. Nothing but a gimick.

Can we do an over-under on how many miles Doug puts on the Aston?

I don’t understand why they wouldn’t make the pipe connect. I guess they could fit more padding in the bumper for more safety or something.