I guess getting knocked up at the age of 16 by a Nickelodeon executive will age the hell out of you

Not to be an asshole, but on that album cover Jamie Lynn Spears looks like a 37-year-old Walmart cashier. My God

I watched last night on Pitchfork too. My takeaway: Jarvis Cocker should be the 13th Doctor. Or the 13th Doctor should be a tribute to him — skinny, sardonic and somewhat pervy.

Ice Cube is the Alice Cooper of hip hop. He's a middle class guy that created a character. I mean, Eazy E questioned Cube's bona fides because he grew up with a mom and a dad.

That album is so angry and violent, but it's funny and super-funky at the same time (probably because they sampled slabs of P-Funk). "When Will They Shoot?" and "Now I Gotta Wet Cha" still sound great

I set up this account to troll AICN. That's about the only reason to go on that site, to just say horrible things about Harry Knowles in the comments.

Is that gastropod Harry Knowles in the movie? He was pimping it on his awful web site. That's a good reason not to see it right there.

If that nauseating gastropod Harry Knowles can raise a fortune for his dumb vanity program via Kickstarter, I expect Uwe Boll can do the same.