Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

Can’t

Handsomely!

I had to scroll way to far to find a comment about her “wardrobe oversight”

All while not spilling a damn drop of their Americano roast

I wouldn’t say they are football illiterate. They’ve learned a lot in the three years they have rooted for the Seahawks.

Welcome to Deadspin Jordan. Just a word to the wise, careful writing negative articles about the Seahawks. Their football illiterate fan base has a tendency to sue or start change.gov petitions in response criticism or rational negative thoughts about their defense.

I prefer the table grind myself.

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…

LOS OSOS PUNTO COM!

Official statement by Ryan Lochte:

To be fair, Lochte probably doesn’t know the difference.

I would advise Donaldson not to monkey around with Gibbons.

Built on the Ranger. My Ranger has racked up 700K. Built on that and being manual. Enough said.

The 4.0l V6 in those is very dependable and made decent power for the time. Plenty of room for passengers and gear in the cabin, comfortable and practical. The truck bed, while small, is surprisingly handy, especially with the bed extender.

I am paid by the customer directly. I’m not a broker that works for dealerships that takes a cut of the sale. I charge a flat fee of $499 for my full negotiation service. That is the same on a 20k car or a 200k car, it is simply for me to cover the cost of my time.

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.