Is the glovebox or console cooled? I need a place to keep my Schlitz ice-cold.

VD as in Vehicular Disease?

I’d be willing to bet that the rust is the bigger problem...he got a head start by painting it orange.

Thank you Garrett

Open question—- what makes these Explorer Sport Tracs so desirable?

2008 Aprilia Tuono (V-Twin) with 4,000 miles and the dealership I worked at was in it for $3,700. We couldn’t sell it due to used Italian stigma that it was junk. WRONG...I put nearly 1,500 demo miles on it with no problems.

Try as they might, Acura couldn’t ever find the soul of the Ferrari it so desperately needed.

As long as his memories don’t get scrambled.

You Imperialist...I bet you spent at least $600 for all of them.

You just hooked me on your last line.

If only we could make this for wives.

Can I get all the gray removed? FatElvis wants to TCB in the comment sections of his favorite Gawker sites.

Dude mixed up heroine and heroin...

Just leave them at DisneyLand for the day. There are lots of people willing to watch ‘em there, right?

Oh fiddlesticks...FIRST WORLD PROBLEM!

I know why...you lost your SiriusXM module and can’t cope.

Wow that’s a clean A8L. Are you Warren Buffett or ConAgra CEO Sean Connolly? I only ask because the maintenance costs over 15 years must not be too pleasant for good ‘ol blue collars.

I’ll tell you that riding one will either be a great experience or an awful one.

Thank god, that’s enough Team USA dick profiles for one week Deadspin.

What the fuck are those wheels?