Mmmm, grilled lion!

Mmmm, grilled lion!

Any and all ABBA is welcome at any time and in any form. Right after the election, I listened to ABBA to remind myself that sunshine is still there, somewhere. ABBA has gotten me through many a dark time. The only thing I would welcome more would be Muriel’s Wedding 2: You’re Still Terrible.

I really liked her on Todd Margaret. I’ll have to check out Catastrophe.

“I don’t even care if it’s not good, I can’t wait.”

What is it with conservatives and that stupid line they always use - “watch(ing) liberal heads explode”? Why do they think that’s so damn witty? They’re like four-year-olds telling and laughing at the same knock-knock jokes every day. “Orange you glad I didn’t say Obama”?

Interestingly enough, in Mike Love’s new memoir he states that none other than Susan Atkins (Manson Family member and particpant in both the Tate and LaBianca murders) babysat for his children during a time in which his then-wife was having an affair with his own cousin, Dennis Wilson. Sordid bunch, those Beach Boys.

One can imagine that, just last weekend, the author was sitting in front of his computer at home, rubbing his hands together and thinking, “This might earn me a journalism award! Maybe even a book deal!”.This weekend, he’s only hoping to maybe get a job selling used cars so he can make rent next month.

Oh, Kevin, so naive.

You think you don’t need Elmo now, but just you wait. Once you slip up in shielding your kid from Elmo - and it will happen, no matter how hard you try - he’ll be taken into the cult. Mesmerized. Brainwashed. Elmo will take hold and there will be no escape.