I've said it before, but DC's treatment of speedsters in general and Bart Allen specifically is essentially all of their problems in microcosm: a failure to understand what makes the character work, shoehorning in character traits as needed to justify the editorally-mandated direction, overreliance on a brand-name to…

SKILLS FOR KILLS, AGENT.

I'm sure it'll come to PC after a year or so, just like Alan Wake. Probably be a Windows 10 exclusive too.

But the Flash outran Death and did so in the most awesome way possible: by running so far into the future that death ceased to exist even as an abstract concept. Keep your little underwater kingdom; the Flash is outchea invalidating the underpinnings of human existence by outrunning them.

When was the last time it was in print? I got my copy at SDCC for cover price back in 1998 and it hadn't been in print for at least ten years back then.

So let's give our picks already.

I agree, quite underrated. I saw this in the theater! If Jeff Goldblum is in a movie with black people, it's always worth watching.

Yeah, it's ugly as shit. Even the 90s redesign kept the same classic DD font and style.

There's also the context of institutional history w/r/t Nintendo Japan "knowing what's best" and providing very very little leash for NoA and NoE to run with. That contentious relationship means that this isn't the first time that the mothership has set up an American-led project to fail. I would frankly be shocked if…

Ssshhh! Just be quiet and let it happen…

The man so black lightning bugs follow him in the daytime…

I started writing a joke comment about how as long as they keep winning tournaments, no one cares about the kids graduating without being able to Apparate or a few Unforgivable Curses getting used on girlfriends now and again, but then I had to stop because I depressed myself.

"Tonight on QuidditchCenter: new allegations that the father of blue-chip recruit Tabitha Stevens, Durwood Stevens, sought hundreds of Galleons in exchange for Tabitha's recruitment."

But there can't be a single "American" school the way that Hogwarts served all of Britain, right? With 300 million people, there have to be dozens of schools, with regional differences and focuses. In fact, American wizardry schools would probably be far more focused on internal rivalries and far less centralized,…

"Me and Baby Brother" MADE that gag.

The ideal difficulty levels of a true X-Com game:

Are you confusing Biggie and Puffy? Or have you just not listened to anything on Ready to Die/Life After Death besides the singles?

I remember this game fondly. I think my favorite part about it was how your antagonist's hairstyles changed in the flashbacks to reflect the time period. His Kid-esque box top was hilarious on multiple levels.

Jesus, this could take all day.

SAGA SELLS. THEY'RE CALLED SAGA SELLS, AV CLUB.