Yo ho fucking ho.

I don’t think that Scott succeeded in killing himself. The source for that interpretation is Highfather, a deadbeat dad who habitually lionizes himself for making terrible decisions that hurt the people closest to him.

That was a reference to Bobby Shmurda shucking and jiving for execs before he got locked up.

It was definitely a swipe at Chance and his Kit Kat coonin.

Why would you think he’s super religious? From his appearance on The Moment podcast it’s pretty clear that he’s an atheist, even if he won’t come out and say that he’s an atheist.

I'll never forgive this movie for not being titled F8 OF THE FURIOUS.

My favorite thing about STAR TREK is its use of alien races as thinly veiled racial stand-ins.

I wonder what happens if you go to YouTube and type in "Da Rockwilder"…

It's a terrible show that derived any and all watchability from the charisma of its cast. The last three episodes of season four were actually decent, but if it takes you four full seasons to finally figure out how to write three good episodes… well, there you go.

I would rather have Leisuretown back than 95% of popular media, tbh. I don't know if a work has ever spoken to me more than "Pussy Driven."

Malibu Stacy has a new hat!

Is this a play off of your username? Am I missing the joke? No one can genuinely be this obtuse, can they?

Like I said below, I came up with this idea within 90 seconds of reading the article. I'm reasonably confident that a well-compensated screenwriter with significantly more time at his disposal could come up with a better one.

The Ancient One isn't in the entire movie, you dummy. He's in three scenes, tops. We're talking 6-8 actors per scene, you get day players, it's easy as fucking pie. You seriously think this would be harder in 2016 than clearing out Times fucking Square for VANILLA SKY sixteen years ago?

So is the dispute over representation and whitewashing or is it over the uniqueness of the Ancient One's heritage?

Here, I'll fix it for you: multiple actors and actresses of varying ethnicities portray the Ancient One. Each scene, each camera change has a new actor. It represents the Ancient One's wavering tether to this world and how his/her human form is the least of his/her worries at this point AND it sidesteps the issue.

Which season had one of the female leads have sex with a gorilla? Because that's where I gave up on the show.

Losing my copy of IWTGH was a borderline traumatic event, especially since I was never able to find another copy after I moved to a state where book fairs were, let's say, unpopular.

Voltron was just on TV back in 2010, with the VOLTRON FORCE series on Cartoon Network. And before that it was on TV in the late 90s with VOLTRON: THE THIRD DIMENSION.

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