5) KOTOR II - Can't rank it higher because it literally does not have an ending. But aside from that, it's murky, morally ambiguous, and dark as shit while still remaining recognizably Star Wars. Some amazing character design in it too; I wish Obsidian could get a chance to remake this with today's resources and the…

Matthew Stover's Traitor is the second best EU work, right after the Thrawn trilogy. Jedi trickster god as psychopomp: it sells itself, no? It's a neat recontextualization of the classical psychopomp stories that doesn't rely on the Star Wars setting to sell its story.

The real money is going to be in cleaning up the messes these paralegals are inevitably going to make (cf. LegalZoom). Experienced, competent lawyers screw up "simple" divorces and probates regularly. Expecting a comparable level of service from a often-transitory workforce lacking the regulation and ethical…

The best song about popping a rod in public of all time. OF ALL TIME.

My advice is that you should keep things based on how difficult it will be to replace them in the future once you do have money. Y The Last Man and Preacher aren't going out of print, but the Marvel Omnibuses and the Building Stories collection are the sort of things that tend to get more difficult to find and more…

Maybe now you'll start paying attention to my "peak guilt about black people" research. We're approaching the tipping point, people!

An appreciation for Mobb Deep, especially The Infamous.
Inexplicable attachment to those ten-to-one sketches on SNL.
Willingness to use AIDS as a punchline.

Yeah, I have a lot of affection for Starved because it's so rare that a show where the protagonists are so openly unsympathetic and self-loathing actually makes it to air. That said, the show probably had a watchability ceiling of twenty episodes or so, which makes it still the best thing Eric Schaeffer has ever done.

This is really one of the key takeaways from the interview: that companies as big and profitable as these food conglomerates still are relying on "gut feelings" and "hunches" instead of tested, collated data. It's one thing to make a judgment call when the data tells you that it's a tossup; it's another thing…

"She's — she's got kegelface!"

Bisexuals also tend to be shapeshifters (or changelings, if you want to be politically correct) and therefore inherently untrustworthy. See: Mystique, Punch/Counterpunch, Magic Man.

And now it's just a countdown until "Juicy Boner Hobbyist" is posting in the American Horror Story recaps.

YOUR O'NEAL CAN'T HELP YOU NOW!

'39 Batman — he nasty. BALLS nasty.

Icon and Rocket are on Young Justice?! Are they written properly or is it like Hardware where only Dwayne McDuffie understood the character?

I've always dreamed of creating a television show that was something of a modern version of Dobie Gillis; something that accurately reflected the actual high school romance experience with its infatuations and crushes that fluctuate and realign on a daily basis. First season The OC meets the serialization of Ted's…

I know a lot of people like to bag on late-period House, but I really liked "Simple Explanation." The glimpses they had previously given into Kutner's past and present seemed like traditional quirky-House-assistant backstory at the time but fell into place perfectly in hindsight, much like suicide causes friends and…

"Reluctant."

The worst cereal, by far, is Grape Nuts. Ground up walnut shells and gravel. Disgusting and a reliable indicator of masochistic tendencies.

The real estate plot retread really hurt his Lex Luthor, I think. When I think of him in Superman Returns, I think of the look of befuddled surprise when he runs into Lois on the yacht, his line reading of "Are you suuuuuuuure?" when questioning the kid's parentage, and of course, WRONGGGGGG! Those moments, plus the…