Wait, Priest and Bright are doing more Q&W? Why wasn't I immediately notified, possibly through goat-transmission?

"More gore for the org" has been in my brain since high school.

Your mistake is that you think that just because people believe in something and it's a powerful force for good in their lives, then it can't have originally stemmed from a greedy capitalist impulse. You think that because I'm pointing out that white people and corporate money have been steering the direction hip-hop…

See, you read some of the words that I'm writing, but then they make you so RRRRGGHHHH ANGRY that you fail to notice the words around them (what people like to call "context"). So you make up positions and statements on my behalf that I never said or implied and you get even ANGRIER because those positions violate…

So, let's review.

Jesus Christ. Time to find out what the character limit is on a Disqus reply!

I swear to god, making Pac stans furious over the internet will never, ever get old.

Pac stans are the kind of people who think comparing rap to poetry is some sort of compliment, like rap needs to be analogized to an art form previously accepted by white people in order to be legitimized. Rap doesn't need poetry. Rap is LESSENED by the comparison to poetry. To bring it back to this article, what is a…

Well, if rap was only about synthesizing the pain of those of us in the ghetto via poetry, Pac would be in the conversation. Alas, the game is broader and deeper than that.

That's a legitimate debate where no one is flat out wrong, like brunettes versus redheads.

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One of the few times in my life that my fingers are crossed and I'm praying to glob that the old guy and his girlfriend are just really, really, really super racist.

Blowout Comb IS better, but this is a great album too.

LAY OFF ME, I'M STARVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, there is a little of me inside you right now.

I miss Smints, Altoids Sours, Altoids Chewing Gum, and Starburst Hard Candy. It's hard to find breath fresheners as tasty and as effective.

Starburst Jelly Beans are incredibly underrated.

I love Luther! But it's pulp. Sloppy, grimy, splatterriffic pulp.

While I would love to see the show that Boardwalk Empire would have become if Jimmy Darmody had lived, I'm not complaining about the show that it is. I've heard the criticism before that BE isn't about anything, but I think that it's about recognizing who you really are — stripping away layer after layer of…

Good Daughter Maitland.