Soft frozen yogurt is either a smoothie or gelato, depending on what kind of asshole you want to be.

Look At Me is still the most fucked-up thing I have ever read. It’s been a full year and I’m still NOPE about the whole thing.

I love her love of costumes around this time of year. A couple of years ago she dressed up as Spiderman. Last year she and Blue-blue were Janet and Michael Jackson first and then Frida Kahlo and Jay was Basquiat. As someone who yesterday got her friend transformed into frickin’ Rowena from “Supernatural” to the point…

I worry Amy Adams is going to turn into Anne Hathaway. Stay cool Amy. Stay cool.

Team The Gross Fan deserves 1,000,000 points for “Penelope Disick versus The Car Door.” It was PURE MAGIC. (since she wasn’t hurt, of course)

Jay was interviewed by The Intercept’s Natasha Vargas-Cooper (who has since joined Jezebel as a senior reporter) last year, where he sounded even odder about whether what he’d said in court was true. And the story rolls on.

So, Danny is like the Mother Theresa of nail polish!

The other couple’s server brought the wife her dessert and the first thing the man did was complain because they left him out. She shrugged and walked away. When the wife went to eat her dessert, he ordered her to give it to him. And he ate it.