Frankenbuilds are fun for the builder and a nightmare for anyone who ends up with it after that.  I should know - I have one in my garage that I didn’t build.

Yet another Deadspin staffer bitter at the success of the mighty Oakland Athletics

I don’t think you’re grasping the point of the rule - it’s actually to protect the defense. You’ve seen how long it can take for a player to get out of the stands or the dugout after making a catch - often, enough would-be time for the runners to advance more than one base after tagging up (especially if the player…

Settle down, Christy. Boogie’s not shooting anything for at least a year.

I’ll admit I haven’t been following this season closely, but what’s up with the Bottas criticism? He’s second in points (though, narrowly edging out #3) and only seems to have finished significantly worse than Hamilton in two (arguably three) races. Yet, he has also won two races, beaten Hamilton in three races, has…

How many correct calls must we endure before this horror is banished to hell, and we can go back to complaining about refs missing all the calls before being stalked and killed by deranged passionate fans after the game, like the soccer I remember?

This is quite possibly the dumbest thing to be offended over.

This is a little bit beyond the pale (see what I did there?). Sounds like they kind of painted themselves into a creative corner with the brewery name there. From square one.

I think this is one of those times where it is okay to be offended, but maybe keep a check on the level of outrage. Otherwise you can start a chain reaction and eventually the whole thing explodes over social media, and you could be left dealing with the fallout for years. 

Peyton’s too busy making shitty commercials that make me long for Cheryl’s She-Shed. TV was a mistake.

If only there was an unemployed QB that previously took his team to the Super Bowl available...

Meanwhile, my insanely insightful in-the-greys comments drive tens of thousandths of unique pageviews to your site every month, and I’ve yet to see dime one.

wait till teller here’s about this bullshit!

I actually think it’s more likely that you would have players bitching that they feel like they “aren’t allowed” to hit her because she’s a girl, and thus has an unfair advantage.

Fourth meal lol 

That’s because it’s so common they’d never get anything done if they checked on all the kids who got laid out. There’d be no time for growth. No time for teaching. No time for going with your gut. No time for liking the cut of someone’s jib. No time to double-down. No time to fourth meal. No time to just do it. No…

I hope you’re wearing your flame suit.

Were y’all even alive in the 90s? Man, we are at a place where Mazda has a turbocharged sedan pushing 310 lb ft of torque and 250+ horsepower... and it’s super affordable.... and you’re complaining about it not being sporty enough? I had to drive a 1993 Camry in high school. Did it have a dent in the bumper? Of course…

The X6 is so hideous that this actually helps a lot.

Having a goal that requires months of sustained training is probably going to be more effective than just saying “I’m going to start doing activity X until I weigh Y.” I mean that CAN work, but seeing the results of your efforts is highly motivating.