I mean, if you’re gonna unfurl a ‘Trump 2020’ flag somewhere, you might as well do it where the people there are so stupid they went to an Orioles game in August.

There is so much buzz around the Browns and Mayfield that I am now anticipating a 5-11 season with Mayfield either injured or benched by Week 10. The universe will not tolerate a timeline that has the Browns succeeding.

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Got u fam

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One girl told him she thought the river just circled around and you’d float back to your original spot.

But this is like checking in on Conservative relatives after Trump does something stupid. Even if AB threw 10,000 yards, caught the same, and ran the ball 3,000 yards while also hiking the ball every play and played all 11 defensive positions on every play on his way to an MVP and Super Bowl season the Steelers fans…

I’m a little unclear on the chain of events here. The rule says all helmets more than 10 years old are out. His helmet is 12 years old. So last year it was 11. I was taught 11 was more than 10 in kindergarten. How was last year not the “grace period?”

Grievance 3: He never got the notice about the new helmet rules because it was sent to an old email address.

I love watching this disaster but also hate anything that makes a Steelers fan happy. I’m genuinely conflicted here. 

I don’t know the particulars because I really don’t give a shit but if you’re in a position to find an excuse to not play a life shortening game for a clowncar organization while still getting paid a bunch of money is it not worth pressing that button to see what happens?

Fuckin hell, I’m a mediocre middle-aged white man, where do I get in on this shit?

“So we beat on, tents against the current, borne ceaselessly into the past.”

Reminds me of the old joke
Q: How are the beers at Estadio Azteca like having sex in a canoe?
A: They’re both fucking close to water. Ultimately it’s an unfulfilling experience that leaves no one happy

It’s all soccer and Indycar today. Is this a sort of protest against the new overlords’ “stick to sports” mantra?

I have a friend who regularly saves drunk weekend tubers after they’ve floated downstream and into the Arizona desert. One girl told him she thought the river just circled around and you’d float back to your original spot. You can’t make this stuff up.

“Tires are also growing from thirteen to eighteen inches...”

“He wasn’t rich in love or in friends but he was rich enough in cash to buy this overpriced, floating deathtrap.”

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

So you had me pretty excited at “for the fraction of the price of a 340i”. Then I read “priced as tested, $50,100".