You might be onto something here.

How about just closing the fucking roof? Who does that hurt? Who does watching two good tennis players play shitty tennis benefit?

Professional athletes shouldn’t compete in 103-degree weather.

Sorry, I’m going to continue stacking plates wherever there’s too much plate and too little table.

i could have sworn there was an article on maybe the main channel maybe 2 years ago of a person who had to deal with a table of 10 to 15 people and was grateful that the whole table collected their plates and silverware when they left to put in one spot on the table... is there a threshold where it’s okay?

“So first of all, we’re in the south,” Checkers COO Tera Black told me. “The snow events are infrequent and sort of sporadic and and very very unpredictable.”

It’s like the guy at my work who wants to get Dilly Dilly going as an office thing... fuck off brand-bot-man.

I don’t have cable (for no other reason than I’m cheap), so I don’t see many commercials anymore. When I go visit my family, they point out and want me to see the witty/funny commercials on TV. It’s really fucking weird how much they enjoy that shit.

Cutesy wedding shit (choreographed dances, lip dubs, raps, what have you) is a scourge in general. This best man did everyone a favor by keeping it simple and classy.

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

And guess who helped write the jokey copy for the pop-up asking you to turn off your ad blocker on this very site? That was me. Don’t turn that shit back on. We need the money to replace Marchman.

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

In Kentucky people normally take advantage of sleepy Cousins.

Bortles drives me nuts as his level of play varies so insanely much within one game. I have no idea what to expect from the Pats/Jags game next week as I have no grasp what version of Bortles is going to turn up.

Pussy starts talking tough now that James Harrison is out of town.

No, I think “have 15 guys all having career years” is a tried-and-true path to success.

They weren’t allowed to use Knights because of the OHL’s London Knights. I wanted “Aces” like another commenter mentioned. So much to work with and they went with “Golden Knights”... :/

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.