My Jeeps are art. They increase property values. Proven fact.

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To Whom It May Concern:

The Leaf now plays the underdog to the EV race. The Bolt & Model 3 (especially the latter) loves headlines, but the Leaf has the honor for being the best selling EV worldwide (yes that includes the vaunted Model S).

Not to take anything away from Ovi, but Stamkos had 51 goals in 2009-10 and 60 goals in 2010.

Only one other active player has more than one 50 goal season, that’s Jagr with 2. Ovi has 6. Truly a goal scoring machine in a dead puck era.

He’s basically the best goal scorer in league history. Using era adjusted numbers the way Hockey-Reference does he’s at 692 goals in only 962 games. Gretzky, as a point of comparison, got to 758 in almost 1500 games. Howe and Jagr are still a ways ahead of him but in way more games.

I’m pretty sure putting nukes on the moon would be a violation of at least one treaty prohibiting the militarization of space, which is how we avoided both nuke bearing satellites floating overhead and Reagan’s Star Wars program (aside from the bonkers costs of 1980's lasers in space). But really satellites would be…

I’ve always thought the proximity and lower gravity of the Moon would make it pretty useful to have a base on.

Isn’t this literally what the Fantastic Beast movies are? The first one was pure tripe and the next one has Johnny Depp playing Wizard Hitler so I’m not holding my breath on it being much better.

Easy solution: just move the Juniors to the Olympics. About the only party that loses would be the IIHF, who presumably make most of the money from the tournament.

This video had like 600k likes before it was taken down. This will barely affect him unless Youtube actually gets off its ass and does something.

Pretty obvious flop? Yes.

You seem fun

1) who said anything about a shower beer?

Listen. James Harrison may be a sanctimonious blowhard, but he also strikes me as the kind of dude you don’t want to give any extra motivation to fuck you up.

That’s just to make you question why hollow point bullets are legal, as if they’re scarier than your run of the mill full metal jacket bullet. While hollow points do do more damage (heh, do do) internally because they mushroom on contact with soft material (the fleshy parts of humans), they’re usually preferred for…

Man, that Federer-Nadal point is... wow. I’m not an enormous tennis fan, but there’s something about points like that that are just transcendent. The rising din of the crowd, the sheer depth of exertion of two of the best players to ever take the court, the mounting tension with every volley, and then, finally, the…

Any hockey team whose fans take the time to curse out Mike Milbury on live TV is ok in my book.