Not that you need to know this but that hat is called a Shako

I have a feeling that he will be playing some regardless of how he played against Nashville this year - Nashville has a couple of lines that like to spend a lot of time moving through the crease and I have a feeling that Arvy or Watson will make some contact with Bishop that will remove him from the game. I’m not…

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Look at those assholes shoveling salad into their mouths at 1:51 in the video

It’s not that beating the tests got any more difficult, the tests to see if the specimen was adulterated have gotten more complex and sensitive over the years.

I feel like I haven’t followed basketball enough in the last 5 years to know this but: why is Hayward the 6th best paid player in the league? His stats appear to be good but not great both career and this year.

Yes, but that battle with Dovi was incredible - hell, the 04 v 93 battles last year were some of the most entertaining racing I’ve seen in my life.

When talking about Alain laughing, you gotta show this one:

Don’t forget that he’s played 832 regular season games, 71 playoff games, and had then beat testicular cancer during that period. That’s 8 full seasons (7 at 82 games, one at 48) before he’s 30 plus 3 years where he put up 70 games.

He still does not - had a bad injury while playing for the Mariners back in the day

I can’t decide if Deadspin has something out for the Rangers or if they’ve just had so many stupid/bad games this year that it feels like they’re up on here every 5th day or so.

Which dealer did you get yours from, I just moved back to the Austin from Tennessee where I bought my WRX and it’d be nice to know which dealership here is good or not.

4 metric tons (also called tonnes) would be 4000 kg since a tonne is 1000 kg. Also you don’t capitalize the K in kg.

Base model Tesla S 60 is 1,961 kg (4,323 lb) - so even that is a fucking lie. 

You know, I perked up at the words “pizza slice” and realized I could easily be swindled into a pyramid scheme if it had to do with pizza or pizza related activities. Heck, I drunkenly bought a pizza card game in an Uber ride the other night.

Those were just goalie masks, pretty sure they were not used by skaters.

He’s good for a number of fights a year and has 11 career Gordie Howe hat-tricks (that’s a fight, goal, and an assist in one game for those who don’t know). Other than that, you’re spot on.

They actually used to have them on fight day and studies showed that it was not enough time to rehydrate and was an underlying factor in head trauma issues.

Couple of hundred thousand this year and $3 mil next year that he was still under contract for.

He was fired but still under contract. They owed him the remaining bit of his $2 mil for this year and $3 mil for next year. Hockey contracts are guaranteed unless the player/coach retires or somehow invalidates it due to breach of contract - there are a number of players in the league who are still being payed by…