Unsinkable at any speed

Champ Bailey is definitely a champ!

I bet you’re fun at parties

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Dear Patrick, PETA kills dogs and cats. They have not enough money to feed them. They are a bad place. Humane society is awesome, but PETA is shit. They only rescue animals for publicity, then let them starve. 

PETA is not interested in helping pets; do not contact them unless you’re okay with PETA killing them.

Following the rules is clearly not their Forte.

You get a Velostar for that pun!

That was Optimal timing.

That’s my favorite scene from Jaws.

Same designer....

Wow, losing the election really freed up Hillary Clinton’s artistic pursuits. You go, girl.

A PET IS A GODDAMN LUXURY. IT IS NOT NECESSARY. Don’t you understand that part? Buying a dog or swim fins doesn’t make sense if you can’t even afford renters insurance.

The rarefied air of living within ones means. Yes. How very bourgeoisie of me.

HOW ABOUT DON’T OWN A FUCKING DOG IF YOU CANT AFFORD RENTERS INSURANCE? NOW YOU FUCK OFF!

The implication of the article is that this person, though no fault of their own, is in some sort of debt predicament they can’t escape.

WITHOUT HAVING FUCKING INSURANCE ON IT DIPSHIT!!! That isn’t “bad luck” that is outright stupidity, and it wasn’t “his house” moron, he was R-E-N-T-I-N-G it!!! Ever hear of something called “renter’s insurance”? Yeah, on average it would’ve cost him a whopping TWELVE DOLLARS A MONTH! But hey, let’s opt for the pitbull…

He didn’t become poor because his dog got hit, he became poor because he either opted out of getting renters insurance (which is cheap and valuable, and is highly advised on ANY investment site), or couldn’t “afford” it...which means he should’ve considered a cheaper place and said no to the dog, which ironically…

Then simply don’t get yourself into situations like this. If you’re “poor” don’t have pets because they can cost $$$, and don’t rent a place with 2 kids and not have SOME form of insurance...which most renters at least KNOW about (and many landlords suggest to avoid issues going forward, like theft, etc.). This…