Figures.

Laugh-tears gather in the corners of my eyes as I sit in a company conference room watching this on my phone. Bless you.

I had a toy I used condoms on for just that reason — my vaginal tissue was fiercely sensitive to whatever it was made of. I finally tossed it because condoms are expensive and smell bad.

In this case it's really more an emotionally young woman taking her rebound a little too seriously after being mired in an all-consuming abusive relationship for years with no other frame of reference for adult relationships. She's not a monster, she just needs to learn.

Troll score: 3/10

“Kevin Johnson can go to hell.”

Wtf Bey? What has the NAACP said or done publicly in any of this? ???

Nooononononononono nevertellhernevertellhernevertellhernevertellhernevertellhernevertellherrrrr evvveeeerrrrrrrrrrr jesus fucking CHRIST.

Kristen Stewart or Jennifer Lawrence. Maybe Shailene Woodley.

Ah, back wen Kim resembled a beautiful human woman. Her actual face was so pleasant.

Pretty sure it's not, AllCaps.

Is there any way you can not make it about yourself, as a white person?

Man, I was super stoked for this playlist since I live alone and getting up in the wee dark hours of the morning requires some serious will, but these are awful. Like, wouldn't-have-listened-to-when-I-was-14 awful. Yikes.

I mean gotDANG

Rats. (Thank you, queen)

He's telling her she's looks like a desperate skank fishing for compliments and showing off her goods because she's mad at him and he's just SUPER concerned for her because she's just so precious to him and she should be above slutting it up on Instagram. There's your complete translation. Chris Brown's a real prince,…

Not a chance in hell.

My instinct was also 'not shade'. "Knockoff" is an overt insult.

If someone is thirsty or has the thirst, it means they're desperate/tryna get it.

That Ho Over There