I'm eternally on #teamkanye, but fuck Kanye. #teamamberrose 4eva.

Kara Brown, you have my heart and soul, girl.

Remember, it doesn't matter that she was legally an adult (although just barely — she was a teenager with zero experience), it's a dynamic of power that matters. A parent's child will always's be the parent's child. She had no culpability in this.

Maybe lighten the eff up, it's basically just an article for laughs about how much she hates milk. She's not gunning for Surgeon General, yo.

Kara's pretty much killing it on all fronts., yes.

This is how I feel when I remember that Roald Dahl was a huge Nazi sympathizer. How can one person be SO RIGHT and SO WRONG in one breath??

This is how I feel when I remember that Roald Dahl was a huge Nazi sympathizer. How can one person be SO RIGHT and SO WRONG in one breath??

Unpopular Opinion:

Just go with it, gurl. Report back.

"[It's] emotional stability and agreeableness (as rated by friends) that predicted many sunsets for women."

But punishing them (with a record that will ruin the rest of their lives) for potentially putting themselves in danger? What the hell kind of sense does that make? Protecting =/= punishing.

Recording sex isn't appropriate for children. BUT PRISON IS. Fuck. You. America.

I am convinced: Megyn Kelly is the real-life Avery Jessup.

P.S. I think we both know that we both now know that I was way too good for you, start to finish. Solid effort on undermining any capacity I had to realize it while you were kicking me around for three years, though. A+

An Open Letter to My Ex:

Hillary's freckles. <3

And all this time I've just been chopping them all off and having Ugly Hands for a couple of weeks every time I break a nail. Brava.

I get the mix-up... If you weren't in the industry and she wasn't famous and also Quincy fucking Jones' daughter. It is *literally* y'all's job to know about her. I don't even care about her and even I knew this.

I love Edie Falco so goddamn hard. If you watch the Uzo reaction gif, she looks so friggin happy for Uzo while Julia and Amy (understandably) are visibly disappointed.

Am I really the only person who thought he was attractive before? That's a bummer. You guys are dicks.