First prototype model:

I know right! It’s not like everyone has to roll for initiative.

What they really want is a monologue.

we want to look reasonable by asking for a dialogue, which is what a reasonable group would have started with in the first place.

Translation: Our PR stunt backfired, and made the business owner look good. To save face, we want to look reasonable by asking for a dialogue, which is what a reasonable group would have started with in the first place.

Why are trains not autonomous yet?

If you’re on fire, take my extinguisher. I know where others are and will fetch a few more, and come running toward the smoke.

After the new ZR1 drives by

Captain Morgan the damn thing.

That was really a close call! I have goosebumps.

Keep right except to pass. (Even if there are 3 or more lanes, stay to the right, not the middle.)

I would be saying to myself :

I actually said “KITTY!” out loud when I saw the lead image. Now my coworkers are staring at me again.

I see you shiver with antici

dat letter/number decal market doe. BMW knows all about that

Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.

Assuming it’s illegal to move into a lane nearest the turn as it is in most states, they’re both morons.

Mercedes will let you do it 2 or 3 times, though.

Do me a favor and catch your tears in a vial for me. I’ll have those on my cereal tomorrow instead of the usual urine.