You realize we retaliated by burning Washington DC to the ground right? And also won the war.

Sure, we won’t burn down the White House again either.

Also: that’s not a Canada goose.

No they didn’t.

Wrong goose

You mean rich people go to the States for procedures because they don’t want to have to wait for people who need procedures more urgently than they do.

Do that and we’ll torch the White House again. Wasn’t hard last time.

“Canada - it’s like a nice little apartment over a meth lab”

Vote Canada for President 2016!

As a Canadian this is a hilarious exchange.
Canada:“Hey, we just wanted to tell you guys that you’re great.”
America: “FUCK YOU DON’T TELL ME HOW TO BE.”
Canada: “Sorry”

If Trump wins, I’ll “invade” Canada. Legally and permanently.

Canadian beer sucks. There, I said it. What are you going to do about it, Canada? Burn down the White hou....