And then being taken to court and having to give back the domain and losing money in the process.

You're the worst.

To be fair, they might not keep him up to date on gaming news in prison.

When the guy you avoided hitting wasn't who you expected:

When you're the first guy in history to ragequit:

When you get too into things:

When the human fights back:

When you miss that down low:

The guy in the stall next to you has more than a few problems:

The day you found out your older brother hated you:

ALRIGHT HERE WE GO

"It's always easier to stomach a hard truth when there's a good GIF involved."

How to make an internet video nowadays:

(If you have to say something like "we are not a scam," something's probably wrong.)

Copy-write laws huh?

I think you missed the joke

When you're walking around with that much cash, you -better- have the scariest looking bodyguards anyone's ever seen.

Um, no. I like my preorder bonuses. I've gotten some pretty nift little things. You know what else I've gotten?

its lemmings like you that make the video game industry as crappy as it is now.