These pun posts are great. I fear they will be forever lost in the new commenting system. Unless the author contributes to every single one of them, i guess.

Sometimes I doubt Rule 34, but then things like this come along to reaffirm my confidence in its validity.

More than just Vipers...

I think they did, but the Gawkerians they sent in are still scrolling endlessly trying to read comments and switch between the different sites and never made it out to report any of the issues.

Thank you. I've been roaming aimlessly for so long from comment section to comment section looking for direction. I was starting to believe in Kinja after the last rebirth, but now another rethinking of what comment system is the one true comment section is needed.

+1000. Exactly what I was going to point out. I'm so glad Kinja made me read this enlightened discussion instead of being able to easily skip it and read something meaningful.

Since when does Illinois have points? I've gotten all sorts of tickets and never heard anything about a point system. Also, I don't see anything about it on the Illinois DMV site, except for calculating the severity of suspensions.

That Porsche is so wonderful to look at. I wish more modern cars had that same simple, curvy feel. Too many creases, sharp edges and pointy bits.

The Illinois classes are the worst. I've to a few for "speeding", which is 60 in a 55 on the interstate anywhere near Chicago. Anyway, one class I was in the "instructor" tried to claim that going 10 MPH faster increased your stopping distance by double, no matter the speed. My and the guy next to me couldnt believe…

24 hours of Lemons time!

I wonder if some of those accidents were caused by people backing up down the highway. (1:49)

Glad to see the Prototype class looks so well balanced. Basically if you finished in the Corvette DP you won.

Maybe you can get it into this: http://www.champtruck.us.com/

Oops, last one was the wrong link. The Rothmans car is actually a Porsche 956 from the early 80's, but the same idea.

70's Sports car racing. Large flat panels on cars with wonder lines made for some great liveries. These are just some Porsche 917's for example:

My friends and I actually used to hang off the back of trains and drag our feet all the time when we where teenagers, but the hanging off things makes me nervous. I imagine that it wouldn't have quite the same feeling if it was out on the side of a natural cliff.

I don't mind it. Just not on every single car video on the planet.

The attrition rate always seems so high with these rallies. When my race car got hit I was devistated for the 5 weeks it took me to fix it. Seems like the rally crowd spends a lot of time rebuilding and building cars. Maybe they just have thicker skin than me.

A stage rally without a co-driver seems crazy.