Alfas produce so much cool it condenses into liquid. You just witnessed the car unloading extra cool.

I am nauseous thinking about all the hardcore wretched racists. I’m sheltered but I thought it was mostly Shitty Drunk Uncles and a small percentage of rednecks. They’re everywhere. Like roaches we caught in the night.

Even if he’s a liberal purposely sabotaging the GOP, he’s still fucking evil for riling up the 25 to 40 percent of hardcore racists in this country. People are getting hurt because of this pus filled sack of shit’s rhetoric.

I am instructed by Her Majesty’s government of Canada to warn you that if you do not respond immediately to my orders, I’m gonna have to put yer head in the snowbank, eh bud? Fuckin’ rights.

Police have distributed a photo of the suspect.

It’s hard to feel sorry for a used car lot.

From the looks of that escort its either a nuke, a crashed UFO and occupants (I WANT TO BELIEVE) or a dry run for transporting President Donald Trump’s hair pieces.

Brilliant... But still entirely unreadable.

Ironically, the head gasket was still intact at the end.

Always wear a Camry.