Wearin' next to nothin' cause it's hot as an oven.

Not only is the lead character's name Mackenzie Phillips, he also has severe daddy issues. Not "Fuck your daddy after doing a bunch of drugs together" issues, but still.

The main character is named "Mackenzie Phillips" and has daddy issues? No one thought better of that? Really?

I just wanted to see the car as big as a whale.

You realize that you are asking us to show a greater degree of political correctness towards an disadvantaged group of citizens, right?

I did shit work AND went to college. Most do. I think the point we are pissed about is that he says just doing the former is equivalent to the later.

Caligula would never eat steak with ketchup.

Via grunting and pointing (based on what they plan to do to the institution of American public schools)

Yeah, ditto.

Except without the racism, misogyny, long term plan to roll back The Enlightenment.

We stick to Hebrew National hot dogs. No anuses, all snouts.

So you're saying we should make him president?

… then her tits fell out.

You've turned a fun little job I had a few years ago into a colossal waste of time!

He had me at "cocksucker".

"Are you on the pot, Focker?"

It first came up pre-Civil War (the Grant/Lee one, not the Stark/Rogers one) as a philosophical defense for the institution of slavery. However, even then it was hypocritical because the South's conception of State's Rights was that every other state had to recognize the institution of slavery in their territory when…

OK. I promise not to grind my hips this time.

It's OK. I frequently fall into the same trap myself. Need a hug?

They are committed to Christianity: as in brutalizing brown people, greed, hostility to the environment, taking health care away from the needy, denying legal privledges to the homosexuals, unlimited private weaponry… and all that other stuff that Jesus was always talking about