Yeah. I said to my wife: "aren't you supposed to have a doctor put an IUD in?" and she nodded vigorously.

I hope Bowie's tombstone reads: "FIRST!"

Games don't come with instructions anymore. The easiest way to learn a game is watch someone play it for a while. That's how I finally got good at Xcom2.

Wall-E was in their list, which I thought was an excellent pick. I love those end credits almost as much as the movie itself.

What makes a man turn neutral?

"Negga, please… past the salt. [giggles]"

Mal Jovi?

It's like how Adam Sandler sets his font to Comic Sans so he can pretend he's funny.

Those are the worst kind of butt problems!

Having been raised by my feminist mother back in the benighted days of the 1970s I grew up assuming women wanted to be treated with respect and equality. Based on the popularity of this this shit (among a few other data points from the previous year), looks like I missed out on a lifetime of being a complete asshole…

Max Power = still the gold standard of ridiculous made up names

Before long, shitty erotic fan fiction will be our culture's dominant art form

One live album worthy of a listen is "The Name of this Band is Talking Heads" it has great sets from different points in the bands development demonstrating how their sound and songs changed over time while also proving that no matter what point in their career, they were tight as hell.

As usual, Mel Brooks did it first.

I could tolerate the death of my favorite musical icons, I could put up with the degradation of American Representative Democracy, hell, I could even stomach the lackluster back half of Netflix's Luke Cage, but GOD DAMN IT, WE WILL NOT ABIDE LAME LOCAL NEWS BLOOPER REELS!!!!

Captain Amazon: Zivil War

I remember reading a story many, many years ago about an anthropologist who was studying some tribe in the Amazon and he was shocked how epidemic rape was. He rescued some young girl who'd been systematically targeted by the lads in the tribe but she she was apparently quite miserable in her new life in modern…

Don't be silly. Lost City of Z takes place in the Amazon and everybody knows Tim Curry is and Old World primate.

Stands for Zeppelin. Because Zep rules, broseph.

Maybe if you could keept your hands off it for ten minutes at a time, what you call your "Spidey-Sense" will heal up a bit, son.