Sorry. True story. 100%.

The one upside of this election is that I no longer have to pretend that I have any respect for Conservative Christians' moralist bullshit.

The film "Grizzly Man".

It's like when your mom moves you halfway across the county in your sophomore year of high school in order to be with her abusive asshole boyfriend. You could feel vindicated when he starts beating your mom and terrorizing your sister after she catches him cheating on your mom with some other woman… but no. Truth is,…

Excuse me for just a second. I beg your patience while I get something off my chest.

The idea that rape is funny if the rapist is a woman or the victim is a convict is an idea that I'd like to see go away.

I haven't seen it in decades but I remember when I did I was thoroughly put off by it. Maybe Brando is Really good in it, I was probably too young when I first saw it to recognize his artistry. However, I have absolutely no desire to revisit it to find out.

I did not need to hear about this to realize this movie is unpleasant and gross, although I now think it is quite a bit more unpleasant and gross than I originally did.

You can bring a different type of candy bar if you don't like snickers.

My seasonal "joke" of buying a bag of apples and a package of razor blades the day before Halloween won't be nearly as funny now.

Yet.

This has been going on for a long time. If unemployment gets too low the federal reserve starts panicking about inflation and tightens interest rates to make it rise again. The economy basically needs some people to be poor and in ensures there is a base level of unemployed people. And of course, we hate those people…

This isn't a newswire article. It's an advertisement in article form.

NRA Survivalist Summer Camp: where good Christian children go to train for the upcoming race war.

When I was very, very young I got super interested in the Beatles and started reading everything I could about them until one day I discovered that, while I still loved their music, I was sick to death of The Lads and could no longer enjoy their music without it evoking all the goddamned personal baggage associated…

You, you, you, meet me, me, me
At the space station
Can't-can't get-get u-u-used
To bad movies
Wish film, this film
Could just be a bit shortened, shortened
Be-be-be-tween u-u-us
ten cable seasons…

Handy Rule: Never listen to authors sing and never listen to musicians talk.

Hey! They look good on me. At least, that's what my mom says.

Don't mutant fat-shame them!

I'm increasingly in agreement with Kurt Vonnegut who said something to the effect that the planet will be far better off once Humanity finally gets around to causing its own extinction.