Apparently a Monsignor is an honorary title bestowed on Priests by the Pope, so, like, a superpriest!

I'd always had the impression that a Monsignor ranks above a Priest. However I have no idea where I got this idea since I was not raised Catholic, or religious in any way for that matter.

I've seen "Timewaster" used here and there.

He reads Gore Vidal and you let him get away? You fool!

Was it 5 condiments or was it 6… Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a Hebrew National Hotdog, the most delicious hotdog in the world and would fill your belly all the way up, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel hungry? Well, do you, punk."

I thought the promos for this looked horrible and twee but it's got Alia Shawkat so I'll at least give it a try. Thankfully, this review gives me a little hope it might be worthwhile..

No, but I think he did Mulholland Parkway

Either "Crank" or "Face Off", there is no right answer.

Actually, my dog can take care of herself. When the guy from the gas company got into an argument with my wife she (the dog, that is) bit him on the ass. Lesson: don't cross the Fastandsloppy family when their faithful hound is at hand.

I'm a live and let live kind of guy, but if someone harmed my dog, watch the fuck out.

The Deadpool sequel contains potassium benzoate… that's bad.

The Old Testament is where you get all the sweet, sweet incest. Ohhhhh yeaaaah.

He as the most eligible bachelor at Fire Island circa 1973!

Personally, I think it's her 10 point rack.

It's that Umlat. It'll turn a Paul Lynne into a Rock Hudson quicker than you can say Tab Hunter.

They are equally concerned about homosexuality, gun ownership rights, abortion, top rate tax cuts, Muslim bashing… and all the other things that Jesus never mentioned once.

It's hard to find a good demonic, tormenting muse these days. It's a real tormentors market out there.

In his defense they are only sweaty after he blows them

[looks at photo] Holy shit, what the hell happened to Steve Martin!?

Yeah, you can't, like, own the SKY, maaaaan.