True. Young men can get their whole goddamned body shipped off to die on some God forsaken rock but it's always older men who send them.

So does cockfighting

Those aren't strings, they're night crawlers. Truly, Metallica are the masters of baiters.

"That'll be two hundred bucks."
"I can get it cheaper than that back in the States!"
"OK… twenty?"

My wife smokes. True love is learning to enjoy kissing an ashtray.

It's a shame Hillary lost after dedicating her life to pubic cervix.

OK.
I was 21. It was 1986. I was a scruffy, proto-grunge type of kid but my friend was a mascara and mohawk wearing, leather-clad punk who attracted a lot of attention while we waited an hour and a half for them to call me to the bench. It was unnerving. I pleaded guilty and the judge gave me a sour look as he sent me…

I would prefer to be wrong about this.

Based on the many, many deeply religious and strictly conservative relatives I have, weed is right up there with abortion and giving poor people access to health care on the list of things that make Baby Jesus cry.

Yeah. I need to be sober for sex or the temptation to nod off while I'm reclined may grow overpowering.

Hell yes. I credit San Andreas with finally exposing me to enough hip hop so that I finally "got it"

When I've been to Jamaica I always buy some weed and they always want to sell me an ounce. "I'm only here for a week, man!" I say and they look at me curiously.

Haha. You don't know many conservative, white "Christian" voters do you? They are as dead set against this as aiding the poor and treating people different from themselves with respect and consideration. Those people are the base of the GOP and they will demand to be heeded.

Traditionally, one of the primary purposes of civilization is to get enough citizens working together to more efficiently kill the peoples around you.

Now that I'm old, I think of Xbox and weed they way I used to think about weed and sex.

Come on, Rockstar, you used to be cool!

I remember when high schools had smoking areas for the kids. And this wasn't just a weird regional thing. All three of the high schools I went to had a place for 16-17 year old kids to light up between classes.

Fortunately I've never been the paranoid type when high. Except that time me and a friend went to traffic court stoned off our asses. That was not a good idea.

Sarah Silverman did a song about that on her series. I still hum it to myself as I wander around the yard, scooping up our critter's feces.

While I try to be sensitive to other cultures and beliefs, I refuse to apply racial or class-based political considerations to any person's choice to fulfill basic biological function. Eat, drink & fuck as you will. That's my motto.