Al demonstrated that you can bring the same 5 pounds of ground chuck back through to the future, over and over again. Why not a dreamy eyed blonde with a livid scar?

This sounds like it would be a good companion piece with Russian Ark.

The original 1930's Brooklyn based play, Da Boids, is even better.

An no Bevers at all!

Mafia gets my vote for Most Hilariously Awful Looking Video Game Sex Scene prize. Which is weird since the rest of the game looks so good.

Oh God, that racing mission. Fortunately there's a glitch you can use to cheat your way through it. I wish I'd researched that before I spent weeks trying to beat it honestly.

I like to add actual swears to my fake cussing. Jimminy Fucking Christmas is a personal favorite.

Are you sure you are aware what 'it' is?

About a year ago I played SR4 so much that I gave myself a severe pinched nerve that sent me to the emergency room. Good times!

There is a show airing at the same time on the El Rey network (I think) called "Kidnapped Girls W/ Big Racks". Perhaps you should watch that instead?

I'm gonna drink and oil based paint because my wood is pine.

You must be thinking of Rub by Buddy Kurosawa. Easy mistake to make.

Too "ethnic" for you guys?

Yeah, that battle scene is brutal. I was watching Ran at home a few years ago and in the scene where the women are killing themselves to avoid The Greater Evil my wife said "I'd do the same". Then she got up and walked out.

Shit. I guess I need to relisten.

Basically, Bread wants to make it with you.

To this day, I can't hear her name without thinking "The legends are true!"

YLT had a really stellar run of albums in the 90s. The only one I don't consider a classic is "May I Sing With Me".

It's when two people give you a golden shower at the same time.

The oxymoron goes along with their cover of the Duke Silver tune "Memories… of Now".