Beck.
That was a heartbreaker.

If you think God won't even let you drink a frickin' cup of coffee you are - by any rational definition - a complete psychopath.

"Easy - Lucky - Free" by Bright Eyes.

For someone named "Mister Evil" you sure are a pussy about making fun of someone's dead mom.

Yup. That's pretty much it.

Well, It's heads and shoulders above The Whitest Kids U Know, but then most things are.

The renaissance-woman hyper coolness of Carrie Brownstein’s is almost enough to make me look past the hyper-meh-ness of Fred Armisen… almost.

So shitty doctors don't care and good doctors overact to the detriment of some truly needy patients?

Although I'm a daily pot smoker I am incredibly reluctant to take pain killers.

Make her 18. And give her a gun. And make her a dude while were at it… Hollywood Gold!

Starring Greg Giraldo!
What? Too soon?

I want to hear the brave story of the man (or men) who founded Gold Star.

The man was 83. He had a long storied career, including an EGOT. There is nothing tragic the death of a very old man, especially after a long successful life.

NOTE TO RESIDENTS OF NYC AND LA: please be aware that living in a big, interesting city does not make you or your friends or the things you say and do interesting. Thank you. Please keep this in mind as you go about your filmmaking.

And I have nine marriageable imaginary girls! And they all sing and dance!

Her argument has merit but she undercuts herself with shitty examples. I mean citing Buffy the Vampire Slayer in general and Willow in particular. Willow was the most interesting character on BVS. Unlike Buffy she had to actually earn her powers and learn how to deal with them without letting them consuming her…

Take it from one who knows: when you've been married for 25 years you don't need to 'track' it, you and your spouse discuss her menses like it was the weather.

I don't need to read that book. I've lived it.

Grilled cheese dipped in tomato soup is very, very good.

Mostly I just wanted to threaten someone with my penis.