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Other reporting on this has stated that a special district can’t be dissolved without a majority vote of the landowners within it, which in this case is just Disney. I’m not an expert on Florida districting law, and I’m wary of such confident pronouncements on something that’s going to get kicked to a conservative

In the immortal words of Switch from the Matrix, “Not like this”

I think that 2200 - 2800 figure only applies to Orange and Osseola counties (where disney is located) and not all of Florida, since Orange/Osseola will have to take on the special district’s debt and take over servicing of Reedy Creek. If it does happen, Florida may try to reduce the impact on those counties by

Big Homophobia? How about Big Bestiality?

Cookbooks only really need 4 things to be better than 99% of cookbooks:

Bill Murray is genuinely fucking crazy. It’s not an act.

Can’t wait! 

“You’re lucky I didn’t kill you” is one of the things Jennifer claimed he said to her after hitting her in the face. I’m not Team Murray on this one.

When my wife and I first started dating she was being stalked by a guy she initially hired to help her develop her website to display her artwork. He was subtle at first, using the excuse of working on her website to get her to meet him for coffee. My wife always made sure she kept things professional and made it

A Key Bump, btw, is a sweeter and tangier version of a Bump, which while native to tropical Southeast Asia, has been popularized in the Florida Keys, and is often used in pies.

I still don’t understand why anyone feels they need him to be doing comedy so badly that they find people who are still disgusted by who revealed himself to be to be somehow the ones who are emotionally stunted.

Headline sub is wrong, wrong, wrong. They aren’t ADDING 20 GOP districts. They are changing the makeup of existing districts to have 20 GOP safe seats. They already have a 16-11 advantage. This new map changes the math to 20-8 (because they added 1 overall).

Hitler decided to live on the streets for a while

“It doesn’t help that we have sentient mops like Tucker Carlson repeatedly serving as an unwitting Putin mouthpiece,”

I can’t wait till I recommend this to my teenage nieces and then get the call from my “less the entlightened” brother-in-law. He was ranting a few weeks back that he “doesn’t hate gay people but he’s tired of seeing them in TV being gay!!”

Wow. I’m not into Depp or Heard but this post is really irresponsible. Isn’t Heard buddies with noted perv James Franco? She also dated Elon Musk so is she anti-Semitic and racist now? While I 100% believe Manson is as guilty as they come, we know that serial predators like Manson and R Kelly are terrifyingly good at

I mean, Jean Valjean was hounded to his death bed for the sin of stealing a loaf of bread to sate his hunger. Louis C.K pressured women into watching him jerk off, took a year or so off when the world finally got around to calling him out on it, essentially sneaked his way in through the back door and is now winning

Oh sweet, summer child…

I used to be closer to the fence, whereas you’ve climbed over it entirely. He was a brilliant comedian who wrote relatable jokes about the human condition. All the accolades and praise were well deserved. When the news broke, he owned up to it and said he regret his actions. That was only part of what he should have

He made a half-arsed apology that didn’t admit he had actual power to influence their careers (instead: “The power I had over these women is that they admired me”). Comedy Clubs were still booking him. He didn’t “lay low for three years,” straight away he was doing sets in which he tested material that turned into a ne