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I’ll always keep fingers crossed for eclairs! Like, one falling into my mouth.

Last year my boyfriend and I had a Witcher themed Valentine’s. I ordered a medieval looking dress from Etsy and got some turkey legs and mead and we ate without using utensils. We didn’t really look anything up about the time period (and obviously it’s a fantasy show anyways) so it was super inaccurate but really fun.

I actually have a positive story.

My sweetest story is not from a girlfriend or a boyfriend, but rather just from a very kind man.

I am going to spend Valentine’s Day at home, playing a video game about trying to bone magical beings and mythological creatures at a summer camp by trying to play it cool and not accidentally summoning sentient butt monsters when the time comes to impress my monster crush. And I’m going to do this while dipping a

I recently broke up with my partner of 5+ years after coming to the realization (or, as I also look at it, finally accepting) that I am gay.

I am now living back at my mothers house, which while isn’t ideal in the grand life plan, did come at a good time during a pandemic where I find myself privileged to have a secure

Part of the job of being a director is to manage, direct, and interact with your actors.

If you can’t do that without being a toxic piece of shit, you have no business being a director. Go sit in your dark room alone and write or draw or come up with ideas and hand them off to a decent human being to bring into

Oh! My wife is cooking a German meal for Valentine’s Day/my birthday. The recipes were part of a charity fundraiser she took part in. It involves beef, which, considering she is vegetarian, is truly a loving thing to do.

It is my birthday, so I guess I always have a good Valentine’s Day even as I jokingly grouse about having to do nice things for people on my birthday! I once dated someone who also was born on Valentine's Day, which was fun.

I have a Dairy Council of Canada calendar, and February’s recipe is a Black Forest Cloud cake. So I am going to make that, and maybe some nice cheese and crackers.

Beans and Bix for breakfast then? On pizza even.

This was the era of TGIF and Must See TV: Full House, Family Matters, Home Improvement, Blossom, among others. There were tons. But tonally they may have still felt too similar to 80s sitcoms. Jumping to Malcolm was a smart choice.

If anyone has a good grasp on how cults work it would be Ms. Speirs.

I think there’s also a huge difference between “not wearing masks” and like “eating in a restaurant” and the communication of standards has been an absolute shit show. I’m certainly not eating in a restaurant because that seems insane, but hey! My local department of health said it was safe to reopen them and we need

That’s precisely where they got the idea, too. People like this watch horror movies to identify with the monsters.

[depression/suicide mention] I’m usually an introvert, so I didn’t think the inability to leave my house very often would bother me. But the pandemic has stressed out my friends so much that we don’t even talk online anymore, and I keep having intrusive thoughts about intentionally getting COVID and not caring whether

Well, that was... an adaptation. A road story with most of the travelling removed. A pandemic story that doesn’t care about the the outbreak. A tale of the fall of civilization that skips the fall. A horror story about the rise of ultimate evil where the evil barely speaks and then “dies” stripper-dancing. An epic

A hearty fuck you to all the men who downplayed this when AOC detailed her experience. The videos are all round terrifying. But, the sing song threat to Nancy Pelosi highlighted how men use gendered violence to specifically menace women. “Hang Mike Pence” is chilling. But the death threat is directed at him for doing

Remember when Trump released that photo of Pelosi standing up in a room full of men and pointing her finger at him while he looked so grumpy and fragile? And he thought everyone would agree that the photo looked good for him and bad for her?

This series was so good. Cant wait for Season 2! The Sit