Ahh yes, the old Space Jam Maneuver.

If I was a self-centered jerk like Loki, I'd pick someone who publicly dislikes me and force them to portray me as a tragic heroic figure.

Huh, he was also Loki in Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Reboot...so I guess it’s the Marvel Cinematic View Askewniverse now? I doubt even Patton Oswalt predicted that.

You know Trump thinks a statue of himself will be in there. What a fucking loser.

At this point, the wise thing to do would be to move the inauguration indoors and live stream only. They need to restrict the event to family and friends of the new POTUS and VPOTUS. They may want to project a normal transition of power, but nothing about this is normal. There is a pandemic and officials are spooked…

Anyone who is left wing needs to stay far away from all of these events for the next several weeks. Let the right wingers expose their whole asses with their terrorist attacks. They will bring themselves down with their own psycho behavior. If we stay away, it gets harder for them to blame BLM or “antifa” (the…

Why, it’s just like the Catholic Church and Indulgences. And they say the man has no respect for religion. Silly!

Oh did I get drunk and run you over with my car? My bad. Don’t press charges though, focus on regrowing on your leg.

Heaven forbid we start actually holding elected officials accountable. Why the next thing you know, someone might start looking at Lindsey Graham! Imagine the peril that would put the republic in!

IDK, she’d actually have to do work that she can’t outsource to China. I can see her running a campaign to grift off the donations though. 

Also hope the rumors Krysten Ritter will appear as Jessica Jones in the She-Hulk series with Tatiana Maslany are true

And he was wearing such a perfect disguise...

Ten years ago, I decided to go back to college to get my associate’s degree that I didn’t get ten years before because I had a kid instead. (Long story.) I majored in Business Administration, and was doing well until I came up against the beast known as Managerial Accounting.

Back in the days before Uber...hell, back in the days before everyone moved to Brooklyn, it could be a challenge to get a taxi to take you from Manhattan to the outer boroughs. Cabbies would ask you where you were going before you even got in the car, and if you said Brooklyn, they might just peel out into traffic to…

I really hope Biden can get stimulus checks to people, so many people in need. We’re in a good enough place that I was able to donate the last stimulus amount to our local food bank. I don’t know how much good it did though, the lines for food pick up on Saturday are so long they covered it on the local news. Just…

Private, religious school that was already getting bad press, so they did their best to make the problem go away. And it did.

Realistically, I don’t know what you could expect to come out of “ many years ago I heard this guy raped someone.” LW can’t give names, LW didn’t witness anything, there’s no outstanding police report. I think the most likely scenario is that the org disregards it entirely.

I ran into this similarly recently. A former colleague who I know was “let go” for inviting a minor student to come talk to him where he then dropped his pants in front of her* is now running for city council type position in the new city he moved to. Super lefty, super progressive, such an organizer! But. . . also a…

My money’s on this guy:

As someone who got her law degree from the Law & Order prop department and TNT weekend marathons, I take offense.