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Thank you Philly

I agree that our election process is totally borked, but let’s not disrespect those grannies that showed up and worked through the night during a damn pandemic.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! FROM CANADA!!!

I always forget that the unenthusiastic votes count less.

Please, don’t ever repeat the horrible mistake that was made in 2016. His moron children will definitely try to become president in the future, just never forget their father has killed 240 000 people (sigh... so far...) for no reason at all.

At least it looks as if most of the GOP leaders are backing away from Trump. I mean, it doesn’t give me more respect for them - talk about rats deserting a sinking ship! - but it would suggest the GOP in general isn’t going to back Trump as he flails around trying to claim cheating. I think they’re gonna keep

Jesus Christ the sense of relief. I mean, it has felt almost inevitable for two days now, but still the moment of euphoria when reading that headline. And while there’s a lot to be said about the polls, it does seem like the Biden campaign were strategically smart by keeping the focus on those key Blue Wall states

Absolutely. I think Donald would snitch on his own children if it kept him out of jail, even if merely for the few miserable years he has left. I can see the entire Trump clan eating their young. Besides, wasn’t Donald supposed to tell us who the lizard people are? Or was it the secret cabal of billionaire pedos, of

Trump’s Presidential library

Imagine. Joe is President. A year from now, we’re all vaccinated for Covid. Kids are back in school. Job numbers are up (for real this time). Joe takes a trip to New York to meet with all the world leaders (who are absolutely in love with him, by the way). They break for lunch and Joe orders a corned beef sandwich on

That made me so happy. My son was just diagnosed with stuttering. I was kind of hoping it was just developmental.

I’ve been on YouTube a lot since the pandemic and all I have been watching were videos of Obama speaking. The man can speak. I feel a tiny bit smarter. Yet every accidental second I have to hear to current moron talk, it’s like my brain cells are being murdered. I’m really thankful and grateful for all the brave souls

First, let’s all assume and hope that trump DOES in fact leave office peacefully.

My heart genuinely lifted. I got tears in my eyes.

This is nice and wonderful. Put the anger behind us and all that. But let’s also never forget. A lot of damage has been done. Trump and his crime family should be held accountable.

Seen on the DC streets today:

Warren Buffett or Elizabeth Warren.  Its very important which one youre referring to here.

A butthead at my complex hung a big old Trump banner on election day,which seemed aggressive to me...today the wind took it...it dangled by one corner like a chad for a while but finally took flight and crash landed. I was mesmerized throughout. 

You mean learn from history instead of repeating it?

Maybe he works at a soup kitchen and is whipping up gallons of minestrone every day. A photo and a load of assumptions are the type of thinking that is allowing Trump to undermine the election.