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He has a real dreamy smile.

Yeah, I really like it too. I didn’t realize season 2 was ending next week, now I’m bummed out.

I think I like Discovery more than most of my Trek friends, but it’s definitely the part about the show that makes me the most frustrated. Trek has always been an ensemble piece. It’s not like Michael is the only featured character, we also have Stamets, Saru, Tilly, now there’s the human/Trill person. But the last

Will this be the season where we finally get to know more about Bryce and Rhys, who have been on the bridge since the beginning and yet just remain in the background smiling handsomely? Or are they just going to add more new characters and we’ll never actually learn anything about those two? More to the point, will

Yeah, but it doesn’t actually make it any better. Consider, if it were an escaped parrot, that parrot would have had to be in the room when some fucked up shit happened (likely repeatedly) to learn to mimic those cries. There was an African Grey that was a witness to a murder and would mimic the cries from the victim,

I usually prefer the “reality” spooky stories, but I also really dig the good cryptid stories people post. More cryptids please! But only when other people are seeing them, the only cryptid I think I’d want to see in real life is Nessie, and that’s if my feet are planted firmly on land.

What Freya made is clearly a starfish, not an octopus.

Look, the important thing is Debra Jo Rupp and Kurtwood Smith reuniting on screen. I'll put up with plenty of nonsense just for more of them.

It’s Leonard Lake, not Charles.

First of all, this story is probably my favorite that I’ve read so far, so please don’t let what I’m about to say make you think that you’re story is super spooky.

First of all, the spoilers are in the headline and the header image, but I’m not surprised. Of all the couples on BIP Riley and Maurissa strike me as the most... ordinary? I don’t think that’s the right word, but basically they remind me of real couples that I’ve encountered in the world. I mean, good on all those hot

I was a bit worried about this show when the pandemic was shutting down productions. It was a guarantee that Stranger Things was too big a show to have a little thing like kids aging bring it to a close, but Locke & Key has a similarly aged star and isn’t a tentpole. And that age, from 9 to 13, every year can have a

If you reacted negatively to this then it's your fault we have Clippy.

A dessert that is also a playable musical instrument. Halloween style gingerbread houses but with actual ghosts haunting them. A mincemeat pie but the meat is from that wooly mammoth they’re bringing back Jurassic Park style.

This teaser reminded me of something it will definitely have: incest. Not really looking forward to all that incest.

Yeah. He’s surrounded by women who have full on group therapy sessions about how men have abused them, and then one of the women giggles about how there’s going to be a “funeral” later. I’d be outta there.

Even if it’s part of the attraction I bet most of those people know that the Titanic was real. I’m not going to pretend my original exposure to Butch & Sundance wasn’t the Newman/Redford movie (also let’s not pretend “The Wild Bunch” wasn’t another popular and successful movie based on the same outlaws). I'm kinda

This whole article seems like a weird take, Butch and Sundance were real people so why would we think the filmmakers would pay royalties to anyone except maybe their closest living relatives?

Thieves yes, but there’s no account of Butch Cassidy killing anyone until the shoot out at San Vicente. 

I don’t know if the inevitable Logan Wayne film will be the pinnacle or the abyss of all these comic book movies.