Is it still an inauguration if the person becoming president is doing so under extenuating circumstances? What I mean is, did Ford have one and did LBJ and Truman’s first terms have one? Or was it just a swearing in? In which case does it count that Bush Sr. got sworn in twice, although the first time didn’t take?

He wouldn’t look like Secret Service, he’s way too old! He’s *checks notes* 35 years old...?

If the investigation concludes after inauguration then Trump can’t pardon any of them (he needs to know the crime they’ll be charged with to do that). Not saying that’s why we don’t know yet, but I can wait a few days.

This was my thought upon seeing it. If you were casting yourself in a production would you hold auditions with the schmucks from your hometown that you secretly kinda loathe but have to pretend to like? Or would you go after one of the most famous talents on a different planet as a way to show off how much better you…

Unless they are recreating Timothy Dexter’s* house I will never go there.

Mint juleps are delicious and he doesn’t deserve to even choke on one. I hope he chokes on a Coor’s that’s been left out on someone’s roof for a day or two and has multiple suspicious clumps in it that he cannot investigate having already ingested them.

This reminds me of a situation I have wrestled with over the years. There’s a man in my general circle of friends who has been abusive to the women he’s dated over the years. He gets worse with each girlfriend. One break-up he was so emotionally abusive he left the woman in a shellshocked alcoholic wreck, the next…

As long as the character in question isn’t much of a swearer it doesn’t come up. If Cap was still around he’s an easy pick for that roll, and I have a hard time picturing Thor swearing very much (he doesn’t need to). The Guardians might be the only ones who are muzzled by the rating (I imagine all of them curse, even…

They should do the Deapool storyline from the Great Lakes Avengers, so then I can have a little stealth GSA movie which would make me and at least a dozen other people very happy. Who wouldn’t enjoy a montage of Deadpool killing Mr. Immortal over and over again? Besides, then we get to add Squirrel Girl to the MCU!…

If you come upon a Yahoo! Answers post called “Can I pardon myself?” you’ll know you found him.

I dated not one, but two people from the video store I worked at, one right after the other. It was a mess. I’m very sorry about it. But I did get to find out I’m not the only one in my family making these kinds of choices. About a decade ago at a family reunion I was telling my cousins (who were in middle school at…

Why would Obama let this happen?

You forgot about him using his presidential role to expedite executing people on federal death row, that’s a part of his job he sure hasn’t shied away from.

Do you think they’ll stop at the same Burger King they took Dylan Roof to?

I just started yelling at the video “THIS IS YOUR FAULT.”

Too little too goddamn fucking late.

So, if you get drunk enough on free cocktails to make a total fool of yourself on the first night, then you get to stick around for several more weeks of free cocktails? I’m surprised one of my barfly friends hasn’t moved on this opportunity.

Alright, paid family leave, let me follow down this rabbit hole...

The fact that Ben Sasse is an elected representative from Nebraska who also loudly talks shit about Trump (vote record notwithstanding) gives me hope that Nebraska might some day elect a not-Republican who will vote for good things like ending tipped minimum wage in that state. I have friends in that state and I see…

Here are some jobs I’ve had in the past: