There is some humor to the idea that Simmons’ schtick is tired on Deadspins 9846th post about how awful he supposedly is.

Not all of us live in east bumfuck. It’s $12.50 per person here in San Francisco. Plus snacks cost $20. Plus baby sitter - $50. Plus dinner out for two - $75-150. Stay in, eat good food, save on babysitter, start movie at your convenience, save on fuel, parking, driving hassles, timing hassles, crowd hassles, etc. And…