Because we have eggs and milk inside of us? Men are the middle unrefrigerated aisles, filled with crackers, dips and sauces, and international foods.

I figured it was because of estrogen and periods and salad and shoes.

You monsters...

Women are more likely to have thyroid problems, which affects the metabolism and how we regulate our body temperature. Given that among those with thyroid problems are usually more hypothyroid than hyperthyroid, low metabolism leads to being cold all the freaking time.

Menopause will prove this wrong. My house is never allowed to be warmer than 66 degrees. The heating vents in the bedroom are all closed. Ask a menopausal woman about this issue.

Muscle tissue has a high metabolic requirement, even when resting. Burning energy gives off heat. Men have more muscle.

Dear Madonna,

We never claimed her as our own in the first place. She was just hanging around us and wouldn't go away. —Jews

So, like, at what point is some white person entitled to have "the black community" support them, and what form should that support take?

srsly

We don't want her either!

Oh dear. Because her ex Sean Penn has such a history of treating women with respect? Dennis Rodman is an ass because he's an ass. Not because he's black.

Dating Dennis "The Worm" Rodman automatically makes your judgment so suspect as to render everything else you say null and void.

Oh dear Lord.

Yeah, well, we're not taking her back.

Also tacky, thoughtless, disrespectful, and mercenary.

Grossly out of touch, hasn't put out any decent music in over a decade, most notable pop culture contribution in recent history was the terrible title track to possibly the worst Bond movie ever made.

How did she not make the Jezebel Thirsty 100?

Someone needs to send Grandma off to Shady Pines.

madonna has gone from icon to selfish, out of touch old lady.