John Mayer is an aggressively incorrigible flirt. I met him in 2000 when he was performing in a trio in a club where I worked in the booking office. When the guys all first arrived at the club to do sound check, John came bounding into the booking office asking anyone within earshot, "Who's in charge of getting the…

Well, I go to the US next year and am somewhat anxious that I'll either get shot by someone with a loose trigger finger or get run over by a car, resulting in a hospital bill the size of a small nation's GDP. We all have our fears.

germany is like...obnoxiously safe now.

He's cute and can play guitar.

the youngs

Giada was holding his hand and she just had a huge grin on her face.

also they should just do an american taken so people's heads explode.

That Jamie Lynn Spears bit is the most Jamie Lynn Spears thing I've ever heard in my life.

Maybe he's secretly... Canadian?

i love kelly's hair/style lately.

NOOOO! JOAN ONLY!

I still don't get what Kelly O is doing there. Having Kelly judging fashion is like having JLo judge a singing comp—nevermind.

Annoying Guy Face.

ughhhhhhhhhhhh

That must have been heavy to haul to school, in the snow, uphill both ways. A tip of the hat to you.

But, isn't Judd Apatow a fan of Woody Allen?

it's how we know it's not her publicist? That and that it's kind lame?

Isn't he like 1 movie removed from Seth Rogan?

Ok, Mars. I see your PS1, and raise you the original PONG:

Judd Apatow still sucks