He's so prettyyyyy.

Necklace protector?

Meh, Jared has never done it for me. Is it his face? His name? His aura? Big meh. Plus this look is a bit to cool on purpose for me. I'll admit that I'd prob totally stare if I saw him on the street.

Cotton breastplate?

he's so edible

I simultaneously hate and love this. Hate that I love it? Okay fine I just love it.

THIS is my favorite part of a man`s body.

Compels you to have some interesting thoughts...

Would that tank be considered a ... deep W?

I've always kind of given Jared Leto the side eye but HELLO. I approve of this!

Dear Rose who-doesn't-have-an-Oscar-nomination, put your damn earpiece in.

Wasn't George Clooney the "I don't do tabloids" guy? The one who fought Hard Copy? And now this?

Seriously underwhelmed. I feel like if I walked into a David's Bridal, I could get her dress off the rack. All the money, stylists in the world and such a "meh" dress.

Amal Alamuddin is like the classy Arab version of the name Bob Loblaw, isn't it?

yes! especially considering how absurdly chic the rest of her outfits from the weekend were. I guess I was expecting something a bit more modern/fun and less princess-y.

i am too. she'd look gorgeous in anything, but this dress was a let-down.

I was thinking the same thing but couldn't find the words. "Classy wedding from the 80s" is perfect. Except the lace details on the gown part are really beautiful.

Ah, well at least it doesnt have pouffy shoulders and a matching headband!

She's the daughter of artists and she needed a blogger to point out that people should be fairly compensated for their work? Truly?

Goldblum is having Hoffs hair day.

I have never been able to sit through the totality either of The Fly or of Mr. Frost.