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Noth will be one spoiled rotten individual

I wonder if they are they going to keep in her underage marriage to R. Kelly?

NO oversized or excessive jewelry

No skullcaps? What about the many observant Jews who want to enjoy the kitchen's fine kosher offerings? Without having to look at baggy pants and oversized jewelry? I was so gonna lobby to hold all my family's b mitzvot there, BUT I GUESS NOT MR NO SKULLCAP HOGAN.

If ever for some reason I ended up in a Hulk Hogan-operated restaurant, I would expect the serving staff to wear do-rags, tight t-shirts and gigantic faux wrestling medals. This disappoints.

I was really willing to give them the benefit of he doubt until they threw in the thing about jewelry. All combined it only says, "We don't like black people." They could've saved some money on signage if they'd just say what they mean.

No racially motivated dress code is complete without "no hoodies." I'd bet it was on that list before Trayvon Martin was killed.

Here's Hulk's maître d' enforcing the 'dress code.'

NO oversized or excessive jewelry

The bottom of the sign says "This is a beach party and beach attire is required!" Which cracks me up because you could legitimately wear most of these things to the beach without even a second thought.

We spoke with an employee at the restaurant, who said you can wear just about anything for lunch or dinner, but the dress code is strictly enforced during concert events.

Tasteful and appropriate jewelry is important and sets a tone for the dining experience.

Hulk Hogan has been balding since about 1980.

anyone else notice the stark lack of pretty much any minorities in the promo video?

Do you think the first time the Hulkster noticed he was balding in a mirror and said "Oh no," Randy Savage walked up behind him, pointed, laughed, and went, "OHHH YEAAAAAAH"?

Yeah, the bandana thing would be hilarious if it wasn't completely racist. I guess they are only allowed when attempting to hide a bald spot?

Durags/Du-rags/Do-rags are pretty much exclusively worn by black men to encourage a wave pattern in closely cropped hair.

Any one of Blanche's robes. They just scream sexy and comfortable to me.

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The right side of Ariana Grande's face.