hahaha omg, it would be a great pinterest fail!

You could mod some of these?

Seriously, please PLEASE no. Although with those teeny tiny short that are all the rage presently, it's not that far-fetched.

Codpiece

Jewelled fanny pack camel toe????

"DawnCheré"

Oh my god, he's so cute I can't stand it!

I'm not good at emojis, so I'm going to need some help. Is this resume gas pump resume?

I thought Fat Chris was adorable but never thought of him in that way, but this Chris...you go Anna Faris!

Was once blind...

I WAS OBJECTIFYING HIM WHEN HE WAS STILL CHUNKY. YOU'RE ALL LATE TO THE GAME, POSEURS!

I'm late to the party but when did Chris Pratt become so bangable?

At first I was like 'why are we pretending Kate McKinnon isn't gay?' and then I was like 'nope, doesn't matter because Pratt'. Also, human sexuality is a dazzling spectrum.

There, that's what we're all thinking.

The first rule of Pie Club is you do not talk about Pie Club. The second rule of Pie Club is we tend to be good on fruit, so maybe consider bringing a nice coconut cream or Pecan next time.

I would assume that the comic book's plot doesn't center around praising Spider Woman's ass and the guys who toss her salad like their name was Romaine.

Something to remember is that Milo Manara is famous for erotic and pornographic comics. I don't know what else the expected from him in commissioning him to do the Spider-Woman cover. He should be one of the last choices for something that is not explicitly about sex. The fault here lies primarily with the people who…