Whatev, Xena wins in the end because she gets to date Ron Swanson.

I'm the only one who misses INXS/Michael Hutchence?

This is much more Duran Duran than Huey Lewis. (Though I definitely DO hear some INXS in there.)

He also wears yellowface in this film, i hate him now.

When it comes to grammar Nazis, there are many, and one is you.

When it comes to "Ls" in Colin Farrell's first name, there is only one, and its name is "L."

When it comes to actors named Collin, there is only one, and his name is Farrell

I'm always disappointed seeing actors I really like starring in a Woody Allen movie. His personal life mostly aside, his movies just are not good. All the characters are different versions of mostly the same people. I don't know why people keep lining up to work with him.

Yes, this! And Team Duckie, while we're on the subject.

why are you here?

Team Marsden, always.

This one time I rented Annie Hall and was so stoked to see a sure-fire super akward-funny classic romcom. I was all set and prepared to love it.

My mom never liked him, and that back in the 70s when everyone loves him she found him totally skeevy.

Honestly, when WAS the last time Woody Allen made a good movie, anyways?

I have never understood the appeal of Allen's films. Love this take down.

I'm no stylist but she could definitely hire me to be her Honest Friend.

I'm paying attention to her slow transformation into Janice from the Muppets.

Every day, I hate selfies more than the day before.

You can't buy taste, but you can at least hire taste.

Hey Madonna? Shut up.