When I lived in Whitehorse, many years ago, they were teaching Tutchone in some of the schools there.

yeah, i was struck by how many of those blonde models look pretty much identical, like, even within their race they look exactly fucking the same.

He better have been pretty sly, because his girlfriend’s sister was there.

They should offer up a spot to Michaele Salahi. The clear star of the DC franchise and now wife of Neal Schon. Win-Win.

**Edit** Win-Win for me, that is.

The “morally corrupt Faye Resnick” is strong in this one.

Did you just Kanye West me? May I remind you, some people tend to fall gracefully. Remember when queen Vanderpump went down on DWTS?

Let’s look at facts here. That dress was insane.

We love Jennifer Lawrence but hate the falling.

I love Jennifer Lawrence, but I have always been a fall truther.

How the hell does fitbit know? Like it tracks sex motions and after the sync he got to thinking, wait a minute I haven’t been involved in this much thrusting lately... something’s up!? I like this theory.

I want to go to brunch with James Harden

Shitty shitty shitty thing of Gavin to do. But how much do you all wanna bet this was leaked by Gwen because of the rumors she started Blake-affair while married? It must be so exhausting being a celebrity. All these moves and counter moves and obsession what people think.

I WISH I could get my phone to fucking write “fuck.” Every other fucking word I type is some variation of “fuck” and it never fucking works.

Any pants on Idris Elba are just... goddamned lucky. OK?

You have no idea what you’re getting into here. But I like that you used “fisticuffs”. I’m so torn here.

Is it bad that I just scroll past Yoko’s tweets?

MADONNA, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU. STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN.

Better alternatives? I’ll start:

Aha, that’s what happened. Thank you Bonjour, it makes sense. Clover demoted me in September for this comment. She called Matt Damon “whitey” and I replied as below. And then I got the ax. Very silly.